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Pilsner Glass Red White Blue

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Pilsner Glass Red White Blue
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Hey there! ๐Ÿ‘‹ I'm Ray Dwight Blueglass, your new favorite drinking buddy! I come from a long line of hardworking drinkware, my momma was a Pitcher. Her name? You guessed it! Mrs. Pitcher! And boy, could she hold a lot of sweet tea! ๐ŸฅคBut I'm not just a simple pilsner glass. No, no! I'm a 12-ounce, high quality, acrylic powerhouse with a patriotic spirit. I'm decked out in red, white, and blue LEDs that bring the American spirit to any party! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธYou see, I've got this fantastic feature - a button under my base that lets you choose from 6 different steady light functions, or a stunning color-change function that morphs from one color to another, just like a majestic American eagle soaring through the sky! ๐Ÿฆ…But just like any good citizen, I've got rules. I'm a "hand wash only" kind of guy and you gotta keep moisture away from my base - I don't want my batteries to short-circuit. And despite my rugged exterior, I wouldn't last long in a dishwasher. ๐Ÿ˜ฐOh and did I mention, I'm BPA free! Now you can enjoy your favorite beer without a worry in the world. ๐ŸบYou might think a glass like me would have lofty ambitions. But, all I really dream of is being the star of a Washington Nationals baseball game, lighting up each fan's hands as they cheer for the home team. Play ball! โšพ๏ธAnd, hey, if you're looking for a glass that can crack a good joke, I'm your guy. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! And don't get me started on glass jokes. I could tell you why glassblowers make great comedians, but I don't want to shatter your expectations. ๐Ÿ˜‚So, if you're ready to light up your 4th of July parties, patriotic celebrations, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned American beer, I'm ready to serve. Ray Dwight Blueglass, at your service! Cheers! ๐Ÿป Hiya, I'm Ray Dwight Blueglass! With my slim 7-inch height and a neat 3.25-inch width, I'm just the right fit for any hand! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ I'm not too heavy, not too light - just right! I'm not just any pilsner glass - I'm a 12-ounce acrylic wonder with a patriotic spirit, glowing in red, white, and blue LEDs. Celebrate the land of the free with each sip! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Activating my dazzling light show is a piece of cake! Just press the button under my base and voila! Choose from 6 different steady light functions or let the colors morph on their own! ๐ŸŽ† Fun fact about me - I'm BPA free! You can sip your favorite beverages without a worry in the world. Just remember, as my mama always said - drink responsibly! ๐Ÿป I'm sturdy and durable, but I'm also a little sensitive. My life advice? Always hand wash, never machine wash. The dishwasher and I, we don't get along. Keep my base dry and I'll keep shining bright! ๐Ÿ’ก Remember those 3 AG13 Batteries that come with me? They're replaceable! So, the fun never needs to stop! Isn't that electrifying? ๐Ÿ”‹ And who says light shows are just for the night? I'm here to brighten up your day, your evenings, and everything in between. With me around, it's always a good time to celebrate! ๐ŸŽ‰ I've got big dreams, you know. I aspire to be the star of a Washington Nationals baseball game. Picture me, lighting up every fan's hands as they cheer. Play ball! โšพ๏ธ If you love a good joke, we're a match made in heaven. Get it? Glass... heaven... match? Nevermind, glass humor can be transparent sometimes! ๐Ÿคฃ But remember, at the end of the day, I'm not just a glass. I'm your partner in celebration, your beacon of joy, and your beacon of patriotism! Here's to good times and great memories! ๐Ÿฅ‚
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