Pilsner Glass Red White Blue – WHANTZ

Pilsner Glass Red White Blue

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Pilsner Glass Red White Blue
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Hey there! 👋 I'm Ray Dwight Blueglass, your new favorite drinking buddy! I come from a long line of hardworking drinkware, my momma was a Pitcher. Her name? You guessed it! Mrs. Pitcher! And boy, could she hold a lot of sweet tea! 🥤But I'm not just a simple pilsner glass. No, no! I'm a 12-ounce, high quality, acrylic powerhouse with a patriotic spirit. I'm decked out in red, white, and blue LEDs that bring the American spirit to any party! 🇺🇸You see, I've got this fantastic feature - a button under my base that lets you choose from 6 different steady light functions, or a stunning color-change function that morphs from one color to another, just like a majestic American eagle soaring through the sky! 🦅But just like any good citizen, I've got rules. I'm a "hand wash only" kind of guy and you gotta keep moisture away from my base - I don't want my batteries to short-circuit. And despite my rugged exterior, I wouldn't last long in a dishwasher. 😰Oh and did I mention, I'm BPA free! Now you can enjoy your favorite beer without a worry in the world. 🍺You might think a glass like me would have lofty ambitions. But, all I really dream of is being the star of a Washington Nationals baseball game, lighting up each fan's hands as they cheer for the home team. Play ball! ⚾️And, hey, if you're looking for a glass that can crack a good joke, I'm your guy. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! And don't get me started on glass jokes. I could tell you why glassblowers make great comedians, but I don't want to shatter your expectations. 😂So, if you're ready to light up your 4th of July parties, patriotic celebrations, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned American beer, I'm ready to serve. Ray Dwight Blueglass, at your service! Cheers! 🍻 Hiya, I'm Ray Dwight Blueglass! With my slim 7-inch height and a neat 3.25-inch width, I'm just the right fit for any hand! 🖐️ I'm not too heavy, not too light - just right! I'm not just any pilsner glass - I'm a 12-ounce acrylic wonder with a patriotic spirit, glowing in red, white, and blue LEDs. Celebrate the land of the free with each sip! 🇺🇸 Activating my dazzling light show is a piece of cake! Just press the button under my base and voila! Choose from 6 different steady light functions or let the colors morph on their own! 🎆 Fun fact about me - I'm BPA free! You can sip your favorite beverages without a worry in the world. Just remember, as my mama always said - drink responsibly! 🍻 I'm sturdy and durable, but I'm also a little sensitive. My life advice? Always hand wash, never machine wash. The dishwasher and I, we don't get along. Keep my base dry and I'll keep shining bright! 💡 Remember those 3 AG13 Batteries that come with me? They're replaceable! So, the fun never needs to stop! Isn't that electrifying? 🔋 And who says light shows are just for the night? I'm here to brighten up your day, your evenings, and everything in between. With me around, it's always a good time to celebrate! 🎉 I've got big dreams, you know. I aspire to be the star of a Washington Nationals baseball game. Picture me, lighting up every fan's hands as they cheer. Play ball! ⚾️ If you love a good joke, we're a match made in heaven. Get it? Glass... heaven... match? Nevermind, glass humor can be transparent sometimes! 🤣 But remember, at the end of the day, I'm not just a glass. I'm your partner in celebration, your beacon of joy, and your beacon of patriotism! Here's to good times and great memories! 🥂
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